AcrylicArtMeridians

I am probably old enough to be your mother. That's so sad it's funny. Laughter keeps me young. Where have all the laugh tracks gone? I need to be prompted when to gawfaw these days because my sense of humor is stuck in the 1980's with things like Benny Hill and Bob Newhart. What the heck is this... I just went to google "gawfaw" in an attempt to make sure I was spelling it correctly this time around and I noticed that I am listed under the google search like the fourth from the top. Go see for yourself if that still holds true or if I have been outgawfawed by some whippersnapper. Besides guacamole, what use are avocados? My husband keeps bringing them home from the Price Club and I am like OMG not more snotlooking dip to prepare. You guys probably might not have a PRICE CLUB where you live, it's a big warehouse type store where you buy 10 gallon drums of mayonnaise that are too big to fit on the pantry shelf, that is enough to fill a bath tub with or make enough potatoe salad to feed a small third world country, I can't think of a name of one to insert here because I was never good at geography. I put peanuts in my coke. I lock my car like five or eight times from the time I get out and walk up the drive, I just have a compulsion to keep hitting the little button on the keyring asking in my head, did it beep, is it locked, did I hear it beep, I hope it's locked. I'm an artist, I am suppose to be crazy, not necessarily current, beautiful, or funny.

Current Residence: Virginia Beach, VA
Favourite genre of music: classic rock
Favourite photographer: Guy Bourdin, Steve Meisel, and Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: cubism and abstracts
Operating System: Cavity Sam
Shell of choice: conch
Skin of choice: crispy chicken
Favourite cartoon character: that little baby duck on Tom and Jerry
Personal Quote: Close your eyes and see what you can become